Why a Lizard is Better than a Husband
- You can pay the lizard in french fries
- When it goes out on a Friday night, you don't care where it goes or when it's coming back
Sure you've got a cat but no way will it eat the stuff a lizard will put down. If you want to keep your kitchen up the way Martha Stewart thinks you ought to do it, get a lizard. That's today's tip on kitchen maintenance from the Silas Galactic Peace Tour.
